Tag: funny
group name: appreciateit
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November 06, 2007 10:54 AM EST --
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
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October 30, 2007 11:46 AM EDT --
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set . . .
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October 30, 2007 11:51 AM EDT --
Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years.
Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two . . .
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January 06, 2007 11:28 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when I found them posted on a website.
March Planned For Next August
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
Patient At Death's . . .
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October 06, 2008 11:19 PM EDT --
1. YOUR REAL NAME:
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME . . .
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September 17, 2007 01:51 PM EDT --
My four year old son is always saying the funniest things.
The other day he told my uptight sister in law that her ice cream was the color of Poop.
We found it funny she did not.
You never know what . . .
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January 19, 2007 10:28 PM EST --
This is great. Go to the website and see. I recieved this in an email.
Now you can see anyone's drivers license on the internet, including your own! It asks for U.S. info, but fortunately . . .
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April 11, 2007 11:02 AM EDT --
In my email this morning:
He said . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, . . .
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August 18, 2007 11:34 AM EDT --
Today's Iowa City Press CItizen had an update to the article I shared on Friday. Here is the excerpt from today's update.
Store manager John Alberhasky just chuckled when he talked . . .
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January 13, 2007 10:53 AM EST --
I have heard this one before and I thought is was great. I just recieved it again in an email.
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, . . .
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January 14, 2007 10:55 AM EST --
I enjoyed these when I saw them on another website. No author was named.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland . . .
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July 21, 2007 04:14 PM EDT --
What word do you think sound funny? Name as many as you can.
Here's one that sounds funny: Crapulence (sickness caused by overindulgence in good food and, especially, . . .
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January 10, 2008 07:45 PM EST --
Here is a joke that i ran across today
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocainbecause . . .
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August 06, 2007 01:34 AM EDT --
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55% of plepoe can
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, . . .
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August 16, 2007 08:41 PM EDT --
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going
up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the
garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened . . .
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January 18, 2007 03:19 PM EST --
This makes sense to me even though I call it humor. I recieved it in an email
Start with a cage containing five apes.
In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before . . .
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May 22, 2007 03:18 PM EDT --
Test Your Eyes
Can u find the B(there are 2B's)? DON"T skip or ur wish wont come
true...
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR . . .
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May 19, 2007 04:59 AM EDT --
Enjoy!
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of South Pacific, the following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German . . .
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August 08, 2007 06:56 PM EDT --
Two guys walk into a bar. You would think one of them would have ducked.
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What hurts more than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with sore feet!
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January 12, 2007 10:31 AM EST --
These should be interesting to anyone familar with cats. These came in an email.
Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times . . .
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